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  <title>malada</title>
  <subtitle>The Zoo Crew</subtitle>
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    <name>malada</name>
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  <updated>2026-03-17T17:06:08Z</updated>
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    <id>tag:dreamwidth.org,2009-05-03:261422:158527</id>
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    <title>Send ships to the Strait!</title>
    <published>2026-03-17T17:06:08Z</published>
    <updated>2026-03-17T17:06:08Z</updated>
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    <dw:mood>creative</dw:mood>
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    <content type="html">Does the Strait of Hormuz need ships to protect it from Iranian aggression?  All those important tankers need help getting through safely?  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;How about sending all those seized Russians yachts?  Arm them with 50 caliber machine guns and drone jamming equipment.  How about a nice rocket launcher and a mini gun?  Maybe mount a few torpedo tubes just for good measure.  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Then man them with MAGA members of the 101st Keyboard Division and some NRA Nut jobs.  Make sure they fly some big tRUMP flags.  They may not move very fast but the food should be excellent. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I meant this as comedy but I'm really starting to like this idea.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="https://www.dreamwidth.org/tools/commentcount?user=malada&amp;ditemid=158527" width="30" height="12" alt="comment count unavailable" style="vertical-align: middle;"/&gt; comments</content>
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    <id>tag:dreamwidth.org,2009-05-03:261422:158418</id>
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    <title>Pop quiz!</title>
    <published>2026-03-16T14:44:27Z</published>
    <updated>2026-03-16T14:44:27Z</updated>
    <category term="war"/>
    <dw:mood>aggravated</dw:mood>
    <dw:security>public</dw:security>
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    <content type="html">Question: what kind of energy moves freely through the Strait of Hormuz?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Answer: Wind and solar.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="https://www.dreamwidth.org/tools/commentcount?user=malada&amp;ditemid=158418" width="30" height="12" alt="comment count unavailable" style="vertical-align: middle;"/&gt; comments</content>
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    <id>tag:dreamwidth.org,2009-05-03:261422:98775</id>
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    <title>Gaza... the war... Israel</title>
    <published>2023-10-17T11:46:10Z</published>
    <updated>2023-10-17T11:46:10Z</updated>
    <category term="war"/>
    <dw:mood>sad</dw:mood>
    <dw:security>public</dw:security>
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    <content type="html">I wish I could say something positive about all of this... but I can't.  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I don't know of anything positive to come out of it all.  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Histories of hatred, bloodshed, killing, war... it's just going to continue.  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Revenge on revenge.  Injustice upon injustice.  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I'm broken.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="https://www.dreamwidth.org/tools/commentcount?user=malada&amp;ditemid=98775" width="30" height="12" alt="comment count unavailable" style="vertical-align: middle;"/&gt; comments</content>
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    <id>tag:dreamwidth.org,2009-05-03:261422:69059</id>
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    <title>How about a little win?</title>
    <published>2022-03-01T12:42:40Z</published>
    <updated>2022-03-01T12:42:40Z</updated>
    <category term="war"/>
    <dw:mood>sneaky</dw:mood>
    <dw:security>public</dw:security>
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    <content type="html">Cities with large homeless population and penthouses owned by Russian oligarchs... seize the penthouses and use them to shelter the homeless.  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I think that's a two-fer.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;-m&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="https://www.dreamwidth.org/tools/commentcount?user=malada&amp;ditemid=69059" width="30" height="12" alt="comment count unavailable" style="vertical-align: middle;"/&gt; comments</content>
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    <id>tag:dreamwidth.org,2009-05-03:261422:68744</id>
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    <title>Paging Sweden and Finland...</title>
    <published>2022-02-25T22:56:04Z</published>
    <updated>2022-02-25T22:56:04Z</updated>
    <category term="war"/>
    <dw:mood>thoughtful</dw:mood>
    <dw:security>public</dw:security>
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    <content type="html">Although Putin is making dire threats if you even *think* about joining NATO, Ukraine is an example of what could happen if you *don't* join NATO.  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;And this would be a good time to do with with Vlad's Lads all in Ukraine at the moment.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Just a thought.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;-m&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="https://www.dreamwidth.org/tools/commentcount?user=malada&amp;ditemid=68744" width="30" height="12" alt="comment count unavailable" style="vertical-align: middle;"/&gt; comments</content>
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