Yeah, no.

[malada]

The latest 'mistake' by the Democrats being pointed out by the no-nothing wags on the internet is losing the young male vote. The pundits clamor that we all should be listening to what the Men want. Let's take a listen to the Man-O-Spere and see what they want:

"UNLIMITED POOSY!"

"YES MEANS ANAL!"

"KEEP THE BABY FAITH!"

"HEY! NOT MY KID! AND IF IT WAS, IT'S STILL YOUR RESPONSIBILITY!"

"YOU'RE BLEEDING OUT YOUR WHAT? THAT'S DISGUSTING! GET OUT OF HERE!"

"WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU'RE TIRED FROM WORKING AND TAKING CARE OF THE KIDS AND COOKING AND CLEANING? I WORK TOO!"

"WE CAN'T AFFORD ANOTHER KID! GET RID OF IT!" *hands out coat hangers*

"YOU NEED TO WEAR MORE MAKE-UP! AND SEXY CLOTHES!"

"WHAT'S WITH THE MAKE-UP AND THE SEXY CLOTHES? YOU LOOK LIKE A WHORE."

"WHAT DO YOU MEAN I NEED A SHOWER? AND CLEAN CLOTHES? ACCEPT ME AS I AM! *chugs another beer*

"MAKE ME A SANDWICH!"

"WHERE'S DINNER, BITCH?"

"YOUR BODY MY CHOICE!"


Yeeeeeaaaahhhh, no.