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malada ([personal profile] malada) wrote2026-03-21 09:01 am

Oh give me that big three inch!

Gold coin with a picture of President tRump!

Because of US law: “Only the portrait of a deceased individual may appear on United States currency and securities.”

According to the law, tRump needs to die before he gets his own coin.

Just to give an idea about the size of said minted gold - the largest American coin that was in standard circulation that I know of is the silver dollar at about one and a half inches. It's a hefty coin. I've got a bunch of them. After my grandma gave me a few I started collecting them when I was in high school. Not especially valuable. In general, coins are a lousy investment.

So if tRump wants his three inch coin (twice the size of his micro penis) he's going to have to get the law changed (act of Congress) or die.

I leave the matter up to Congress and the Universe.