How Ukraine has pwnd the Russians

Let me count the ways:

Invaded (with very little effort) a swath of territory from Russia

Surrounded and accepted the surrender of hundreds if not thousands of young, fit troops. This is a Big-Biden deal since these soldiers aren't the unwanted meat shields of jailbirds and minorities but are probably middle class Russians who paid out for a safe tour of duty for their young ones. Momma and Poppa will be pissed.

Stolen the local Russian tanks and other vehicles to drive around the captured cities blasting rap music and flying Ukrainian flags.

Not destroying or terrorizing the local citizens or their homes - you know... acting civilized?

Swinging around behind the front line trenches to capture more soldiers and equipemnt

And best of all:

Leaving reviews at Russian restaurants after dinning there.

There's been a lot of ideas about what this offensive is all about but truly... all of them fit.