Going on a sea cruise? Nope!

In the latest in dumbf*ckery:

CBS News reports: All of the full-time employees in the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention’s Vessel Sanitation Program are now off the job, multiple officials tell CBS News, gutting the agency’s ability to investigate outbreaks and conduct health inspections on cruise ships.

Floating petri dishes of death! And an all you can eat salad bar!

Nightly dancing (of death)! Hoorah!