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Friday, December 20th, 2024 07:40 am
I know lots of people like to call Elon Musk Elmo... but not me. Elmo is a cute but annoying Muppet on Sesame Street. He's used as a teaching tool to help kids learn about others and themselves. He's not perfect and makes mistakes but he always does the right thing and apologizes when he messes up. He is generally kind if a bit over enthusiastic.

Musk is a giant spurting choad, a tin plated dictator with delusions of godhood who basically bought everything he thought he was good at.

Now he thinks he's the president because he donated 250 million to the Mango Monster.

I think we should all ignore tRump and call Elon 'Mr. President' just to troll Donnie Boy.

Mister Musk thinks he's bought the president. tRump doesn't stay bought.

This whole situation sucks but I'm going to find some relief and solace with jeering the assholes who made it possible.