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Saturday, March 21st, 2026 09:01 am
Gold coin with a picture of President tRump!

Because of US law: “Only the portrait of a deceased individual may appear on United States currency and securities.”

According to the law, tRump needs to die before he gets his own coin.

Just to give an idea about the size of said minted gold - the largest American coin that was in standard circulation that I know of is the silver dollar at about one and a half inches. It's a hefty coin. I've got a bunch of them. After my grandma gave me a few I started collecting them when I was in high school. Not especially valuable. In general, coins are a lousy investment.

So if tRump wants his three inch coin (twice the size of his micro penis) he's going to have to get the law changed (act of Congress) or die.

I leave the matter up to Congress and the Universe.
Sunday, March 22nd, 2026 11:55 am (UTC)
All things considered, Congress is more likely to change the law than he is to die...and he's not looking all that healthy.

Although, to be frank..he's far more likely to just go ahead and do it without their approval, even if it is illegal. Congress seems to be supremely supine and submissive nowadays.