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So Cadet Bone Spurs wants his own little military parade just like all the Cool Kids get.
Now, you have to realize that the rockets that go past the Kremlin and other hot spots of freedom - they're *disarmed*. Most observers are pretty sure that the cannons on display at in North Korea are empty pipes without any triggering hardware. It's not just a safety thing... you want the REAL hardware deployed where it counts - in the field. It's the symbolism that's on display.
I've got a parade for him.
We can have the marching bands from the various services - no problem there. They'll have to set a slow tempo to let the effect sink in.
Then we can have a line of coffins representing all the fine American soldiers who died in the line of duty over the past year. After that we can have a the grieving widows, widowers and children of those fine service men and women.
Behind them we can have a formation of the homeless veterans. They might be a little on the shabby side but I'm sure they'll be glad to give Cadet Bone Spurs the salute he deserves.
How about a nice float with those who have been wounded during the last year of conflict? Maybe some in wheelchairs could make a fancy formation of some kind.
Of course, what would be a military parade without some hardware? We could have a couple of F-35s being towed along - because they're too dangerous to fly - and how about motorcade of all the lobbyists who pushed for more war everywhere so they can make money while others bleed and die?
Hey, a fly over! We could have a few drones hovering overhead. Maybe they could shoot up a wedding party on the way there.
Not enough hardware? Let's add all the people from Harley-Davidson who had their jobs shipped overseas? I'm sure their machines will add just the right amount of rumble to the whole affair.
The final formation should be all the people who got screwed over, cheated or molested by Cadet Bone Spurs. Add the METOO movement and all those who got ripped off by Trump University and it will be a bigly parade. It may not be all military but hey, size matters.
-m
Now, you have to realize that the rockets that go past the Kremlin and other hot spots of freedom - they're *disarmed*. Most observers are pretty sure that the cannons on display at in North Korea are empty pipes without any triggering hardware. It's not just a safety thing... you want the REAL hardware deployed where it counts - in the field. It's the symbolism that's on display.
I've got a parade for him.
We can have the marching bands from the various services - no problem there. They'll have to set a slow tempo to let the effect sink in.
Then we can have a line of coffins representing all the fine American soldiers who died in the line of duty over the past year. After that we can have a the grieving widows, widowers and children of those fine service men and women.
Behind them we can have a formation of the homeless veterans. They might be a little on the shabby side but I'm sure they'll be glad to give Cadet Bone Spurs the salute he deserves.
How about a nice float with those who have been wounded during the last year of conflict? Maybe some in wheelchairs could make a fancy formation of some kind.
Of course, what would be a military parade without some hardware? We could have a couple of F-35s being towed along - because they're too dangerous to fly - and how about motorcade of all the lobbyists who pushed for more war everywhere so they can make money while others bleed and die?
Hey, a fly over! We could have a few drones hovering overhead. Maybe they could shoot up a wedding party on the way there.
Not enough hardware? Let's add all the people from Harley-Davidson who had their jobs shipped overseas? I'm sure their machines will add just the right amount of rumble to the whole affair.
The final formation should be all the people who got screwed over, cheated or molested by Cadet Bone Spurs. Add the METOO movement and all those who got ripped off by Trump University and it will be a bigly parade. It may not be all military but hey, size matters.
-m
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