What about Don's kids?

With the exception of Laura Trump taking over the Republican Party's bank accounts, I haven't heard a lot about Donald Trump's kids. Surely with all the graft and grift going on in that family, somebody must have a little scratch to throw to Poppa Don's money problems.

Maybe they don't have the cash either... or maybe they hate their father as much as any liberal... or they're just too greedy to give Poppa Don some scratch.

Although I find the scenario of Donald Trump having to couch surf rather amusing.

-m