They're coming after the coffee now...

...well, actually Mr. MAHA seems upset about all that sugar.

Health and Human Services Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. is gearing up for on iced coffee. The Big Huge ones with lots of sugar.

Look, we all know shoveling a lot of sugar is bad but seriously? Iced coffee? Aren't there more important things to worry about like MEASLES and WHOOPING COUGH?

Yeah, screw you, Kennedy. I will not give up my sweet sweet coffee. Come and take if, asshole.

Even though I don't care for iced coffee. Coffee should be strong as iron, dark as death and as sweet as love.