malada

...well, actually Mr. MAHA seems upset about all that sugar.

Health and Human Services Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. is gearing up for on iced coffee. The Big Huge ones with lots of sugar.

Look, we all know shoveling a lot of sugar is bad but seriously? Iced coffee? Aren't there more important things to worry about like MEASLES and WHOOPING COUGH?

Yeah, screw you, Kennedy. I will not give up my sweet sweet coffee. Come and take if, asshole.

Even though I don't care for iced coffee. Coffee should be strong as iron, dark as death and as sweet as love.

There were signs... but I ignored them.

My coffee seemed... weak, cooler than usual. My Mister Coffee is *mumble mumble* years old... perhaps it's getting close to retirement time.

Then today... I flipped the switch.. the light went on and I went to eat my breakfast. But on my return...

*dun dun duuuuuun*

NO COFFEE!

The water was still in it's tank - cold. I guess the heater failed.

DON'T PANIC!

There's my old percolator... no, takes too long and makes a whole pot... there's my porta drip... only I can't find it... then there's my French Press... no, takes too long....

WANT COFFEE NOW.

Boil water. Dump into coffee already in the coffee maker. AAAAAAHHHHHH drip coffee done manually.

I can probably manage with my French Press until I can run to the store and get a new machine.

-m