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Thursday, November 29th, 2018 06:47 pm
Dear Mr. Manafort,

Orange is the new ostrich jacket.

You'll look real good in it.

No love,

-m
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Sunday, December 2nd, 2018 06:57 am (UTC)
I'd much rather see them snag father than son, *if* I had to choose, because if they take Jr. in on charges without taking Dad in on something he's going to lose it and like, blow up North Korea or declare war on Mexico or open actual death camps in Texas for whichever group he hates the most at that minute (let me guess: the immigrants) to distract from his family's problems and/or just for spite. He's just...I don't think we'll like the so-called "pivoting" he does on that, whatever it turns out to be.

At best he hits his head on something between now and then. It re-arranges enough brain cells to make him finally realize he should just resign before he does the country or world anymore harm out of his need to distract and/or act out from pure irrational spite, but short of that, if they touch his dear, precious children the rest of us are probably screwed bigly unless he goes and gets locked up, too.

/end worst-case scenario, which still scares the crap out of me