Is this really a thing?

[malada]

Completely not COVID related.

And possible TMI.










I was chatting with an internet friend who remarked that her boy friend's father stated that men *wiping their own butts* after leaving a dump can turn them gay.

*blinks*

*blinks*

*blinks*

I don't know about you folks but I think that attitude is *really queer*.

Fear the butthole? Seriously? What, you get someone else... a woman of course, to wipe if for you?

Disgusting. Need mommy to change your diaper? Double disgusting.

Guys, if you really believe that wiping your own butt after dropping your morning foot-long will turn you homosexual, you're just one Broadway musical away from the Gay Bar.

-m

Comments

[mellotron_breakfast]

"Hey fellas, is it gay to conform to the barest minimum standards of personal hygiene?"