Another snowstorm is coming

[malada]

Want to see more snowflakes? Let's go over the major storms we've seen recently:

Bud Light sends a specialty can to a transperson. She makes one post about it. Out come the snowflakes screaming that their favorite piss water - I mean, light beer - has gone Woke! They shoot up cans of Bud Light and wreck store displays of the beer. They're even threatening not to buy that sh*t beer. Real touchy those snowflakes.

The big box store Target introduces 'Pride' items. Out comes the snowflakes! They swirl about threatening Target employees with violence. Some stores are pulling the Pride displays and items to placate those poor little snowflakes. They might melt, you know.

Now it seems the outdoor clothing store North Face has a drag queen spokesperson. I saw the ad - it was hilarious! It was inviting everyone to come on out! And mentions lesbians! Cue the howling of snowflakes in three, two, one....

Gods, people. Get a life. We're here, we're queer... we've always been here. And before you all get on your snowflake high horse about child molesters and groomers... let me remind you...

We are your children. You want pedos and groomers, check your local church first.

Comments

[acelightning73]

If a man puts on a dress, a wig, and high heeled shoes and reads a Dr. Seuss story aloud to a group of preschoolers, everyone freaks out. But if the costume the man was wearing was a clown suit or a cartoon superhero, it would be perfetly okay. How does this make any sense?

[malada]

I don't know... clowns are kinda scary. Drag queens are hilarious. Maybe they want people to make reading scary instead of fun?

-m

[moxie_man]

Exactly! 'Cause if you read, you might get an education and that particular mind-set doesn't want an educated population.

[acelightning73]

The goths I used to hang out with said that children love goths -they say the makeup and clothing are beautiful. But clowns are scary. And a man in a dress isn't scary.