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Monday, August 18th, 2025 07:23 am
When President Zelensky (and half of Europe) meet with tRump this week I have a suggestion for them: flatter him a little with a proposal - Trump Tower Kyiv. Hand the assignment off to some grad students and whip some quick 3-D renders and a few posters, that shouldn't take much time at all. Promise him luxury suites, fine dining his name in big gold (plated) letters big enough that they can be seen from Moscow. You could start construction now digging the foundation (he doesn't have to know it's for emergency bomb shelter).

It's all BS of course but it will stroke his ego. Give him a little personal skin in the game. If he likes it and starts siding with Ukraine you can stall the completion by complaining about Russian bombing. Bombing *his* big beautiful building. If he turns it down, no loss.

Just don't mention Epstein files. That's our job.
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