Is this really a thing?

[malada]

Completely not COVID related.

And possible TMI.










I was chatting with an internet friend who remarked that her boy friend's father stated that men *wiping their own butts* after leaving a dump can turn them gay.

*blinks*

*blinks*

*blinks*

I don't know about you folks but I think that attitude is *really queer*.

Fear the butthole? Seriously? What, you get someone else... a woman of course, to wipe if for you?

Disgusting. Need mommy to change your diaper? Double disgusting.

Guys, if you really believe that wiping your own butt after dropping your morning foot-long will turn you homosexual, you're just one Broadway musical away from the Gay Bar.

-m

Comments

[dewline]

This is where I have my own actual "What the HELL" moment in reaction to someone saying that kind of nonsense about a basic act of hygiene, common to most if not all humans of all orientations.

Leaving it at that.

[siliconshaman]

Well.. if someone is that insecure about their manliness, then I'm pretty sure that they're already Gay and so far back in closet that they're commuting from Narnia.

[mellotron_breakfast]

"Hey fellas, is it gay to conform to the barest minimum standards of personal hygiene?"