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If you're a rich (white) man you get no-bid contracts and get out of jail free cards. Just remember to wear knee pads.
Everyone else gets screwed.
The latest example: The tRump phone! The first batch has been delivered and the initial reviews are underwhelming.
It's smaller than advertised, the camera positions are wrong, the American flag has only 11 stripes instead of 13, it's not made in America and the color is closer to a urine sample rather than a god bar.
BWA-hahahahahahahahahah.
Sometimes I think being a MAGA head is punishment in itself. And it's a license for everybody else to mock you ruthlessly.
Enjoy your piss phone, suckers!
Everyone else gets screwed.
The latest example: The tRump phone! The first batch has been delivered and the initial reviews are underwhelming.
It's smaller than advertised, the camera positions are wrong, the American flag has only 11 stripes instead of 13, it's not made in America and the color is closer to a urine sample rather than a god bar.
BWA-hahahahahahahahahah.
Sometimes I think being a MAGA head is punishment in itself. And it's a license for everybody else to mock you ruthlessly.
Enjoy your piss phone, suckers!
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