The reward for being a MAGA

If you're a rich (white) man you get no-bid contracts and  get out of jail free cards.  Just remember to wear knee pads.

Everyone else gets screwed. 

The latest example: The tRump phone!  The first batch has been delivered and the initial reviews are underwhelming. 

It's smaller than advertised, the camera positions are wrong, the American flag has only 11 stripes instead of 13, it's not made in America and the color is closer to a urine sample rather than a god bar.  

BWA-hahahahahahahahahah. 

Sometimes I think being a MAGA head  is punishment in itself.    And it's a license for everybody else to mock you ruthlessly.  

Enjoy your piss phone, suckers!

THIS!!!

“Trans people aren’t taking away our health care. Undocumented people aren’t defunding our schools. Muslims aren’t cutting taxes for themselves and their rich friends. It’s the billionaires and their puppet politicians.”

-  James Talarico Texas Democrat running for Senate